Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!
THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES. NONE. ESPECIALLY OVER THE INTERNET, WHERE YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WHILE YOU’RE TYPING IT.
LIST OF COMMON INVALID EXCUSES:
- "I was having a panic attack and lashed out!"
- "I wasn’t thinking!"
- "They triggered me!"
- "They’re a bad person!"
EXPLANATION ≠ EXCUSE
EXPLAINING WHY YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES IS NOT AN EXCUSE. OWN UP TO YOUR MISTAKE AND APOLOGIZE.
SUICIDE AND DEATH ARE SERIOUS THINGS THAT REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPEN. STOP ENCOURAGING IT BECAUSE YOU’RE UPSET.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)
And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.